Someday they'll call a war and nobody will come --

Peace

Georgie Jessel was asked by Richard Nixon for help to prepare for a visit with Golda Mayer.

The president asked Georgie how to say hello to her.

"Mr. President, the woid for hello is shalom"

Next the president asked Georgie how to say goodbye to her.

"Mr. President, the woid for goodbye is shalom."

Then the president asked, "Georgie, how will I know if I said hello or goodbye."

To which Jessel replied, "If she walks out, you'll know that you said goodbye."