Thursday, March 01, 2007

Meek Not Getting Earth After All

BREAKING NEWS

Washington, D.C.
In a White House announcement today, the Bush Administration announced that "the meek were not going to inherit the earth after all". Informed sources indicated that the rich were going to keep everything. "The rich, actually," quoth a senor official, " never really intended to give anything away at all. At least, that's as far as we know. The meek will stay right where they are and experience disease and injury the way they alway have. Too bad, huh!"

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