Batavia, New York (Special from our own correspondent)
UselessAirways has announced that it is opening a new hub for its services right here in Batavia. We had always wondered where the so-called "cancelled" flights were when we needed them and it turns out that here they were in Batavia. Useless spokesman, Artemis Plughead, said, "This is much better! Now when you ask Where is the fucking airplane? we can answer, It's in Batavia, you stupid fool! That's where tired airplanes rest!"
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