Special from Research Triangle, North Carolina
A new Institute for Nanny Technology has been launched in the Research Triangle, near Durham and Raleigh, North Carolina. "The scarcity of legal nannies has provoked a serious research effort," announced Tommie Thompson, former head of HHS and erstwhile Republican presidential aspirant. "Some say that they had to give me something just to stay out of the Presidential race, but I think that the problems of illegal immigrant nannies, shaken babies, and stuff like that, warrant serious investigation by highly qualified investigators." Critics have suggested that the institute be called the No-No Technology Center, but that was certainly not a serious suggestion.
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