Sunday, August 19, 2007

Rove May Head Defamation League

Washington: BULLETIN FROM SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT!

While the speculation over Carl Rove's next gig continues, our INSIDE INFORMANT tells us that he will become the Executive Director of The Defamation League. He will provide leadership to the new organization, established "to counteract all this anti -defamation stuff, which is getting much too politicized anyway, what with all these people getting killed all over the damned place. Defamation really needs a new image!" said our high level contact.

Good luck, Carl, in your new career! We know you've had some practical experience, now is your big chance!

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