Bulletin: US-Turkey Relations in Disarray
Madison, Wisconsin. (From a special correspondent)
The Bush Administration was completely surprised by the sudden appearance of troops from Ankara in rural Wisconsin. Accused of giving asylum to revolutionary Curds, Sec'y Condo Rice exclaimed, "The turks are in the whey! Get them out of here!"
(more to come)
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