Utterly Miserable Weather Decried by Everyone; Candidates Fail to Respond
New England: The completely shitty weather all over New England has been pleasing only to those freaks who like to go up and down hills on sticks. Everyone else hates this. When Rudy ("the Man") Giuliani was asked about his take on the revolting amount of snow falling all over the place, he said, "That's why I'm going to Missouri. I hate fucking New Hampshire." John McCain said, "Well tough on you asshole. See if I care." The Democratic candidates uniformly relpied, "It's that asshole Bush's fault. And Cheney is worse. We'll stop the snow and make everybody buy insurance just like that asshole Romney did. How's that fr bipartisanship?" Mitt ("the Man") Romney said that the Democrats are always copying him. "For christ's sake, I represent capital, not these jerks. Why don't they just give up -- this is ridiculous."
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