Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Contra-King Rally

Nero News Service – As the World Burns
Dateline, Amerika, 1-22-2008

We’re Everywhere-Citizens for an American Right Emancipated (WE CARE) has made major victories this week as it moves to restore the U.S. to a land of decency and safety for right living citizens. In Jena, La., WE CARE demonstrated against the half-century of imposed rights for descendents of former slaves. On the anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.’s birthday, they brought their forces of nearly thirty people to show that the nooses hanging in the tree were not symbolic or a prank. “We came from outside this area to let folks know that whoever put them nooses in the trees is alright with us.” said WE CARE leader Gawna Getcha.

A local teenager and his grandmother who preferred to remain anonymous made it clear that they don’t want no trouble in this town. “The high school is a good place. The kids learn a lot there, and everything is usually ok. Unfortunately, this time on Noose Night, our semi-annual ritual, things got a bit out of hand and the boys hung those things on the tree in the square and were so drunk the forgot to take them down before dawn. Such a shame that it has marred the name of our good town.”

But this is a minor battle for WE CARE. Elsewhere, they have a hunters’ rights battle on their hand. The group’s western regional environmental affairs coordinator, Klaus BarbyandKen, was having to defend the use of Compound 1080, a mixture of M-44 and sodium fluoroacetate, that WE CARE has encouraged the US Agriculture Dept. to use to kill coyotes and maybe illegal immigrants.

Mr. BarbyandKen told reporters at a press conference, “F**k man. Not since the good old days of Zyklon D have we been able to so successfully eliminate pests. This is better living through chemistry, and that’s the American way, ain’t it?” WE CARE then discontinued the press conference in order to engage in a protest march to signal its opposition to global warming. “This is what hot air looks like.” they chanted as they marched down the streets of Fargo, ND.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Political Gop

GOP Gop

from Carlos Rover


Tickets Still Available
for the Huckabee Contingency Cruise. Excellent seats on a spaceshot to Mars are still available on a contingency basis. Just in case you want to get out.

Nothing to Fear Spokespeople for former Governor Romney said that citizens have nothing to fear from his election to presidency. "He did nothing at all in Massachusetts except watch it deteriorate,"
said a highly placed associate. "Why do you imagine he would do anythin more as president?" Meanwhile speculation continued in Salt Lake City that what Mitt really wants is head of the World Bank. "The Angel Maroni told me so," said a street person.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Prairie State Semen

And Next Step?

Something with which to start your day:



"When you buy a box of Cheerios in New York and one in Champaign, Illinois, you know they are going to be the same. By shortening the genetic pool using clones, you can do a similar thing."
- JON FISHER, president and owner of Prairie State Semen in Illinois,
after the F.D.A. declared cloned animals safe for the food
supply.

(From the New York Times)

Monday, January 14, 2008

Confidential!

FROM:AKUDO NANA SIYABONGA
TEL: 233-249-588-836
48 DEMARK GARDEN
SANDTON
ACCRA GHANA.

URGENT RESPONSE AND CONFIDENTIAL
My name is Akudo Nana Siyabonga the eldest son of Mr Jeremiah Siyabonga, of Ghana the fomer presidential asperanty in Ghana during president (MR.J.J.LAWRENCE).
It might be a surprise to you where I got your contact address, I got it from the Ghana Information Network Online(GINO)Ghana Trade Centre. And it is coming to you with good intention. During the current crises against the farmers of Ghana by the supporters of our President, MR.J.J.LAWRENCE to claim all the white owned farms in our country, he ordered all the white farmers to surrender their farms to his party members and their followers.
My father was one of the great and best farmers in the country and knowing that he did not support the president's political ideology, the president's supporters invaded my father's farm burnt down everything,shot him and as a result of the wounds sustained, he became sick and died after ten days. And after his death, I and my younger brother decided to move out of Ghana for the safety of our lives to Lome Togo.
BUT, before he died HE WROTE HIS WILL, which reads "(MY BELOVED SON , I WISH TO DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO THE SUM OF ($350,000,000=00). THREE AND FIFTY MILLION U.S DOLLARS WHICH I DEPOSITED IN A BOX WITH A SECURITY COMPANY IN JOHANNESBURG (LOME -TOGO). IN CASE OF MY ABSENCE ON EARTH CAUSED BY DEATH ONLY".
You should solicit for reliable foreign partner to assist you to transfer this money out of LOME TOGO for investment purpose. I deposited the money in your name and it can be claimed by you alone with the deposit code. your mother has all the documents. Take good care of your mother and brother." From the above, you will understand that the lives and future of my family depends on this money. As such, I will be very grateful if you can assist us. I and my younger brother are now living in Lome Togo as POLITICAL ASYLUM SEEKERS and the financial law of LOME TOGO does not allow ASYLUM SEEKERS certain financial rights to such huge amount of money .
In view of this, I cannot invest this money in Lome Togo, hence I am asking you to assist me transfer this money out of Lome-Togo for investment purposes. For your efforts, I am prepared to offer you 40% of the total fund, while 10% will be set aside for local and international expenses and 80% will be kept for me and my family . Finally,all modalities on how the transfer will be done will be conveyed to you once we establish trust and confidence between ourselves.
Looking forward to your urgent reply. For detailed information, please contact me on my direct line 233-249-588-836
NOTE: THE KEY WORD TO THIS TRANSACTION IS ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRECY. YOUR URGENT RESPONSE WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED. Reply to my alternative mail.(akudo_nana1@yahoo.com)
All the best regards,
AKUDO NANA SIYABONGA
(FOR THE FAMILY)

Friday, January 11, 2008

And now from Ireland: A Prose Poem

We are pleased to announce to you the draw of the Irish Lottery
online Program held 2008 by the Irish Lottery .Your e-mail address attached to
ticket number: 564756063211774 with Serial number 6525/06which emerged
the Irish Jackpot winner. You have therefore been approved to claim
total sum of 1,500,000 pounds in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/06
of Irish Lottery.

All participants for the online version were selected randomly from
the World Wide Web through a computer draw system and extracted from
over100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed
online. To file for your claim, please fill the claims and verification
form below and send to our fiduciary agent:
Dr George Philips
Fiduciary Agent
The Claims Department
Email; info.irishofficial_claimsdept@yahoo.co.uk
Phone: :+447031918427
Call for verification
VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM
1.FULL NAMES:__________________________________
2.ADDRESS:_____________________________________________
3.SEX:______________________________________
4.AGE:________
5.OCCUPATION:________________________
6.TELEPHONE NUMBER:_____________________
7.TICKET NUMBER:___________________
8.SERIALNUMBER:__________________
9.AMOUNT WON:___________________________________
10. STATE:__________________________________
11. COUNTRY________________________________
Yours faithfully,
Sincerely,Clerk Philips
Online Co-ordinator for IRISH LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKE PROGRAMME
info.irishofficial_claimsdept@yahoo.co.uk

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Don't Cry for Me, Obama!

Don’t Cry for Me, Obama!

Manchester, NH. Special.

Lessons Learned

By Carlos Rover

No question about it: Hilary’s weepiness convinced New Hampshire – or at least enough of New Hampshire – that she was a feeling person. Good for her! She’s no fucking idiot! The time for stoicism was when confronted with Monica out of the closet. Then she was tough and loyal, now she is the “nurturant parent”, to borrow a phrase from cognitive psychology.

But watch out, Obama! Do not hire the composer of Katz to do a pop opera for you! Remember Ed Muskie and the three Muskie-tears! They sent him down East and out of contention for the topspot of the world!

So, important to remember: Americans want women who can weep – maybe even for the presidency – but not teary-eyed men! Slim, yes! Sensitive, well, sort of! Inspiring and charismatic, Absolutely!! But please, Obama, no tears if you want the big job. Yes to change said New Hampshire, but no spare change.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Nader Sweeps Iowa!




NADER SWEEPS IOWA!!


Unexpected Write-ins Overwhelm GOP and Dems!


Need we say more?

An Orphan in Need

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From: ALI ALI[SMTP:ALIALI_ALI0002@YAHOO.CO.UK]
Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2008 1:20:45 PM
To: XSB1503@TELELINE.ES
Subject: I AM JOHNSON DANIEL SON OF LATE Dr.(Chife)DANIEL MUTAMBARA.WHO WAS MURDERED
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compliments of the Day,
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for partnership investment overseas.Believing you are sincere and trustworthy
peron and of transparet honesty and capable of handing this transaction to
the best of your knowledge in assisting me and my aged mother in claiming thesum of (us$15millon united states Dollars)in the custody of securtity company in Ghana in west Africa.

I am contacting you with grestest delight and personal respect.
I am johnson Daniel son of late Dr.(chife)Daniel Mutambara.who was murdered
last year by the forces loyal to president Robert mugabe due to their support
in acquiring his land and property during the crisis in Zimbabwe last year,which
continued and led to the lost of several lives of foreign(white)farmers as reported on cable network news (CNN)and by the british Broadcasting corporation (BCC)for a clear picture of my story please log on to http:www.zimbabwesituation.com/may4_2002.html

During the current crisis against the farmers of the zimbabwe by supporters
of our president Robert mugabe to claim all the white owned farm in our country,he ordered all the white farmers to surrender their farms to his party member and their followers.my father was one of the best farmers in the country and knowing that he did not support the president's political ideology,the president supporters invaded my father's farm burnt down everything,killed him and confiscated all his investment.Before the death of my father, he told me and my mother that he deposted the sum of us$15millon united states Dollars with a security $ finance company,as he knew the looming danger in zimbabwe.Themoney was deposted as gem of precious stones to avoid much demurrage from the security company.This money was meant for buying of new machineries and chemical for farms and establishment of new farms in lesotho and swailand.Form the above you can understand that my future especially that of my son depends strongly on this money.

i will like you to assist us in transerring this money into your account for
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I remin,
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Getting Rich Quick, again

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From: dr_dadaumar@peoplepc.com[SMTP:DR_DADAUMAR@PEOPLEPC.COM]
Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2008 3:01:12 AM
Subject: INVESTMENT ENQUIRY ON ESTATE PROPERTIES.
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Dear:Brother/Sister,

INVESTMENT ENQUIRY ON ESTATE PROPERTIES.

It is with heartfelt hope that I write to seek your co-operation and assistance in my Desire to invest into Estate properties in your country. I saw your Contact when i was doing research. Briefly, I am an old man; my name is Dr Dada Umar from SAO TOME an island and due for Retirement at any moment from now after putting many years in civil Service as Secretary Ministerial Contract Evaluation and Implementation,in the presidency.


And during these past years in the Office I was able to secure huge amount of money $15.M (Fifteen Millions united state dollars ) from over-invoiced Government Contract Bills, through the advantage of my position in the Office.


I have been deliberating on how to invest this fund abroad in a confidential manner until I came to a conclusion to use it to buy Estate Properties and lease to people while part of it will be used For non speculative investments in your country as part of measures to secure the betterment of my retirement future, till I come over to meet with you. In view of this therefore, I am soliciting your Confidence, support and assistance as my partner to claim this fund For the investment project with your name and support from the Security Vault where I deposited it for safe keeping.


This is because we civil servants are not allowed to own and operate Dollar Accounts,especially outside the country. As a matter of fact, to Claim this fund remains the vital issue for now which after the Successful claim of the fund we can then invest immediately into any Estate Property or any other areas you may consider lucrative in your Country or else where As I expect you to be trustworthy and kind enough to respond Positively

to my ENQUIRY.

If you are willing to assist me kindly send your information so for onward procedures.As I am in UK London now

You’re Private/Mobile Phone Number And Your Full Name.Mailing Address

Yours truly, Brother
Dr: Dada Umar

MY PRIVATE NUMBER IS +447024074138

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