Fallopian Tube Shortage in Nassau County
Special from Ou Correspondent in Wantagh, New York
According to an outraged elderly patient, there is a dramatic shortage of fallopian tubes in Long Island hospitals. "I was scheduled for an examination of my heart -- you know, where they put a tube down your throat and pump dyes in -- and the nurse came back and said we'd have to postpone! There were no fallopian tubes in the stockroom!"
"It's the damn Republicans," said one old-time commentator. "Time for a change!"
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