Land for Peace!

Miami, Havana, Jerusalem and Washington – all abuzz at rumors circulating that a major land-for-peace deal is in the works. With the retirement of Fidel Castro, Washington expects that many Miami Cubans will be returning to the island. In fact, efforts are already underway for a reverse boat lift to Havana from a secret location in Florida.

But that’s not the whole story. Apparently, Jimmy Carter raised the possibility with Hamas that the U.S. could give the state of Florida to Israeli Jews who would be re-settled in former Cuban-held properties. The U.S. would then foot the re-settlement bill – Jews to Miami, Palestinians to Tel Aviv! The result: peace everywhere.

The only fly in the ointment (problem) is that Texas Born-Againers are against this. “How can we have Armageddon if the fucking Hebes come back to the U.S.? No way!”
In Crown Heights, Brooklyn, there was also a wail or two. “Let my people go to Florida? What kind of song is that?”