The International Schmucks Association recently has come up against - well actually come out against - the proposal of Barefoot Mohels to the Gates Foundation.
The Schmucks considered that the barefoot mohels were threatening to take over the territory traditionally considered to be the property of schmucks. Sounding more and more like a radical right-wing element, the ISA also made strong statements against "growing little things".
They said they only support big things; it makes them remember who they are and what they stand for.
When asked if the ISA could not support "growing small things" out of solidarity with steps to reverse global warming, the ISA president put up his two thumbs, replying, "See these? Schmucks look like this, and we like everything big. We like giving a hard time to everyone."
No further questions were put to the ISA following this supreme display of international ego-schmuckness.
Natasha, European Correspondent
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