Squabbling Vets De-Rail March
Special from Reno
The newly formed Veterans of Domestic Wars broke into factions during an all night meeting to discuss possible compromises in the order of today's march. The League of Divorced Women sparred with the Abandoned Dads Association over position in the march. Children of Impossible Parents began to scream that they wanted to go first but they were drowned out by the new political marchers, the Veterans of Gassed Demonstrations, the Union of Hosed-Down Demonstrators and an assortment of neo-Nazi groups who demanded they be permitted to march.
"What will happen to our proposed memorial to the unknown lawyer?" said one disappointed divorcee. "They will be hung by their fucking thumbs!" replied an angry Dad With No Money. "Damn," said a long-haired old couple, "we miss the fucking Cold War, Lyndon Johnson, the Gulf of Tonkin! This is ridiculous!"
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