Thursday, November 01, 2007

Big Hole in New Mexico


Big Hole in New Mexico

Researchers from Tufts University confirmed this week the existence of a big hole in New Mexico. The hole is located in Carlsbad, not to be confused with Karlovy Bad, a European spa, and is the only thing worth visiting in the New Mexico town, where there is no spa.

There is a nuclear waste site near Carlsbad, as well as the Tufts discovery, and a hole in the ground associated with it, but that hole is being filled rapidly.

This Tufts hole was watched by various native Americans for centuries but not entered until a stupid young man (16 years old) descended into the hole using a homemade ladder.

Apparently, someone has introduced electric lighting, a not very well stocked restaurant, and rest rooms since the initial descent by 16-year-old White, and it is no longer necessary to travel down on a ladder, but the walk is arduous.

Various underground creatures have lodged complaints against the commercialization of their hole, but the Tufts researchers were especially pleased by the various tourist stuff available at the bottom.

In any case, gnomes are not citizens and have no rights.

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