"This was not neglect: This was by design!"

ADMINISTRATION DENIES MISHANDLING OF KATRINA:

“THIS WAS NOT NEGLECT; THIS WAS BY DESIGN”


Washington, Nero News service (September 4, 1905)

Spokesmen for the Bush Administration, speaking off the record
last night, claimed that the Federal Government response to Katrina
was carefully planned. “Our neglect of minorities (except
for Cubans) and poor people has been misrepresented,” said
an insider at FEMA. “We really don’t give a damn about them
and don’t see why we should. All the decent African Americans
are in Iraq anyway, so they are all ok.” A knowledgeable source
in the White House commented, “It’s the damned media. These
sissy reporters are just getting all upset over nothing. Sissies!”