GOOD NEWS!
The US has not bombed Iran yet.
The US has bombed Pakistan but the leadership of the country seems ok with that.
The US has not bombed Brazil.
No one has assassinated Chavez.
No one has bombed Bolivia.
New Orleans seems to be recovering slowly even though it is sinful.
New York City is getting over 9/11 although it is certainly sinful.
Boston’s sinfulness is of such a picayune type that God has not even bothered.
Everybody seems to have forgotten how sinful San Francisco is.
Rupert Murdoch was given an award by the Wiesenthal Center – not a joke!
The petitions for the impeachment of Boy George are circulating.
If I were Cheney, I would not sign up for Viagra ads.
No new torture centers have been opened, as far as we know.
God has not re-upped, is having second thoughts about the war.
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