Nouveau Millions
If I had a million bucks or more,
I’d throw a party at my ranch in Texas,
invite the Nieman Marcus mailing list,
have Martha Stewart cater caviar
and French champagne, the real McCoy!
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir would sing,
Mariah Cary could take off her clothes,
Karl Rove might recite the enemies list,
but best of all would be an ice sculpture,
kindness of Michaelangelo, naked David
pissing vodka for the guests, we’d get
shitfaced and pack for the trip to Danbury.
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