FOUCAULT U. DEPRIVED OF ITS PROVOST
Santiago, special to Hartford Gazette
One of the leading but smaller universities has been deprived of its multicultural multitasking multilingual academic leadership. Professor J. Woodfellow has agreed to step down after being stepped upon one time too many.
"Nano this, nano that!", he is reported to have said. "Nano up yours!"
Woodfellow will not return to the slums as originally reported. His close associate, Prof. F. Asperilligus, assured confidential sources off the record that the deposed provost would be taken care of.
Meanwhile, in rural Santiago, the Irony Workers Union had a rally to protest the brutal nature of the anti-Woodfellow coup. The Deconstruction Workers Association sported signs deriding the administration: "Easy Come, Easy Go!"
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