Bush Abdicates; To Head Yale Divinity

New Haven (special to the HG&W)

President Bush has decided to resign and take up the leadership of Yale Divinity School. The Saudis have promised a major donation with the understanding that the school will be re-named for Osama Bin Laden. "It is only right that the school honor the man who kept GWB in office!" said a spokesman for the King. "My only concern about this move," said Pres. Bush, "is that there are all these Hebrew letters on the Yale emblem. They really have to go!"