Commuters Reject Libby!
Alexandria, special to the HG&W
The Commuters Party USA announced today that Scooter (Scootin) Libby was no Commuter and would not be eligible to participate in the World Cup Games as long as he continued to deny that he was a complete patsy. "This man wants a pardon from that asshole president he's covering up for! We'll have nothing to do with him!" said a spokesman for the CPUSA on the condition of anonymity.
Meanwhile, back in D.C., the President was heard muttering to himself -- "Rule of law? What's the rule of law? Who said "rule of law" anyway? Cheney said I could do anything I want and so could he!" He then paused in his walk, looked out at the secret servicemen, the public bystanders and the waiting photographers and screamed: "I'm the Man! I'm the Man!" Wild rumors are circulating that the Pres cannot get to his coke dealer with all these people hanging about and he is beginning to feel the pinch.
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