Justice in a Quandry

The Inside Story: Judges in a Quandry!

Here's the inside story: Some Supreme Court Justices are saying that they all ought to step down from their jobs, since they are not needed any more. "The President and the Vice President are doing such a good job and they don't want anybody second-guessing them, so we should just resign as a token of our faith in the Bush Government!" said by Judge Roberts -- but refuted by Justice Scalia -- "No way! I need the money! We don't have to do anything and we can just get our pay checks. What are you some kind of idiot?"

Meanwhile, the centrist justices who now think they are liberals are chortling away/ "Well, finally something is splitting the bastards! All they do is turn down cases and when they finally get one they reverse the previous court decisions -- So who needs them? Let them quit!" This was said anonymously. Outside opinion is quite mixed. Tony Blair said that he is praying for guidance.