Washington: by special correspondent
The Department of Homeland Security announced today that rather than celebrating Independence Day on July 4, we would now celebrate Empire Day. This is a trick to convince terrorists that they are in the wrong country. By this evening at 10:52 PM, there was clear evidence that the ruse had worked -- not a single non-accredited explosive had been set off! It's wonderful to be in a smart, not to mention brave and beautiful land.
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