Bush Polyps to be Sold on E-Bay.
Proceeds will benefit health insurance for children. What a guy!
After the filthy liberal press reported that Presidente Bush would veto legislation concerned with not quite poor children and their medical care, the Administration announced that he was not a monster and that he would donate the proceeds from the sale of five polyps recently extracted from his colon to charities concerned with children's health.
"I'll buy! Where can you get a polyp from such an asshole!" said a Texas millionairess. "Why I'd give $10 million for a wart! You can imagine what these little buggers will bring!"
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Good for people to know.
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