Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Slipped Under the Door of the HG&W

This communique was slipped under the door of the offices of the HG&W. Could this be a spoof?



UK Faculty Convention Decides to Boycott British Universities

In support of the petition from academics in the Falkland Islands, Bermuda and all the other hot spots and crown colonies still part of the British Empire, not to mention Iraq, we are calling for a boycott of British Universities. The history of India/Pakistan, Israel/Palestine, Ireland/Ireland is replete with the guilty role of the United Kingdom. We refuse to participate in such a system, even if it is a pathetic shadow of its former self.

No more teaching!
No more school!
Teacher, leave that kid alone!

The committee will assist all faculty interested in emigrating to the UAE, Saudi Arabia or other countries oppressed or semi-oppressed by Western Imperialism. Only people with previous bar-tending experience are eligible for posts in Hongkong.

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