Innovative Ideas for Scientific Researchers: Let's Study Fat Workers!
Detroit, from a special correspondent.
At a conference on "Innovative Ideas for Scientific Researchers," held in Detroit this week by an private-public consortium on Workplace Wellness, the formation of a new Center for the Study of Fat, Lazy, Stupid and Irresponsible Employees was proposed by a group of industry representatives.
"We heartily approve of the anti-obesity initiative of public health officials, especially if they focus on these fat workers who don't want to do anything all day and then want us to pay for their goddam health bills!" said a GM representative who asked to remain anonymous. "They go around complaining about stress! Damn! I've got stress!" said the executive. "Let's have some research that will shut these bastards up!"
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