Saturday, September 08, 2007

Good News from the Republican Campaign

GOOD NEWS! BRIDGES ARE NOT PART OF THE WELFARE STATE!

Salt Lake City, from a special correspondent

The Romney campaign announced today that contrary to the Bush Administration and to his own previous administration in Massachusetts, bridges would not be considered part of the welfare state and therefore would be kept in relatively good repair. "This is not a new entitlement program!" said a high level source.

Meanwhile, back in New York City, Rudy said that he would wear his best dress to the inauguration whether or not he was elected.

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