AARP Shows Inflated Colon; Squatters Camp Out
(From a very special correspondent in Cambridge)
We have a report that AARP displayed an inflatable colon in an effort to popularize the colonoscopy. Why anyone would have to advertise this wonderful medical experience is beyond the imagination of the HG&W! Why the purging all by itself is a wonderful experience!
At any rate, a large truck, a semi, delivered the giant plastic colon early in the morning. A group of homeless Joes gathered around, thrilled by the sight of what they called the semi-colon! Then, tiring, they found various places to sack out -- and in the morning, when all the old people arrived, they found the colon populated with people-polyps. Get them out, get them out, the old people cried.
What a sad story!
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