Increasing Inequality: an alternative to Kyoto

Administration Announces Multi-Point Environmental Policy

Washington: From a Special Correspondent

The Bush Administration has acknowledged that it has had an effective global warming environmental policy for some time now. The elements include:

1. Increasing poverty (so the poor can't consume)
2. Imprisonment of the poor who would like to consume (non-violent crimes especially)
3. Immigration raids, deportation, etc. (so we don't get any more people who want to consume)
4. Health care "crisis" -- euthanasia as environmentalism
5. Safety De-regulation in extractive industries (discouraging mining etc. and making it unpopular)
6. Keeping high-energy torture units in other countries (lights on, electric shock, etc.)
7. Targeted destruction of high-energy cities (New Orleans)
8. Increasing energy prices appear tgo be gouging but are actually designed to ration energy use (especially by poor people)

"What more can we do?" asked an unnamed source. "Nuclear power? OK, let's do nukes again!"