Secrets of Social Health
The trick to staying out of trouble, said our highly placed informant, is to stay at home all the time.
No going outside.
Phone as little as possible.
E-mail is verboten.
No tv, no radio, not even NPR (which is a great blessing).
The result of such cautious and clever behavior: No Bullshit To Deal With. The Precautionary Principle!
This preserves health, saves a lot of money and avoids sexually transmitted diseases -- completely! Stay at home and you'll be ok! Agoraphobia Now!
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